Inuyasha: Are you kidding me!? Why am I not the main character in this story!?
Me: Sorry Inuyasha, but you know that this is a Souls game.
Inuyasha: And...
Me: And that means that you have to play a supporting role in the story, the player's own character is the protagonist of this one.
Inuyasha: What about Harmony? Is she going to appear anywhere in the game?
Me: Nope, it's just you Ariel, Eric and Sesshoumaru on this ride.
Inuyasha: Damn it! Heh, well at least Kokonoe's not there to fuck with us here in Boletaria.
Me: That's true, but you do get to meet new characters this time around. Like your new best friend.
Inuyasha: Oh, Sif? He and I are even closer to each other than a certain mangy wolf I know.
Kouga: I heard that, mutt face!
*Ostrava mutes the background and locks the doors and windows so Kouga cannot break in.*
Ostrava: Hopefully that's the last time we'll hear from him.
Inuyasha: That won't be case with me in the game that I AM the main character in.
Me: Oh, did you ever encounter a Kalthean bounty hunter in the Regalian Tower lately?
Inuyasha: That 2788 foot tower in the Merchant's Hangout? I've met that blue haired, g-string wearing bounty hunter, but would run into him in the Tramea Mall most of the time. He only showed up in the Tower only about 4-5 times a month. Other than that, I haven't seen him in there a lot lately.
Me: Uh, huh... But, why did you have a drone follow you most of the time.
*A drone appears and floats around Inuyasha and myself for a few minutes. Before he gets behind Inuyasha.*
Inuyasha: Well, I had to take a few pages off of Darien Long's book where he recorded most of the incidents he had to deal with within the Metro Mall so he wouldn't get in trouble with the law. That's why I bought this drone to provide video evidence to the police just in case things got outta hand.
Me: But, isn't that the same model Bibs and Bobby used to peep on you and Sesshoumaru?
Inuyasha: No, the drone I have is the latest model. Their model is still out of date. But enough questions from you. Now you have to answer mine.
Me: What question do you have for me?
Inuyasha: How come I have clothes and my own weapons while the main Deprived character starts off butt naked?
Me: Well, you're going to have to find that out when the Character Creation piece is released.
Inuyasha: Well if you can't answer that then answer this one. Why is the Voice of Boletaria almost exactly similar to a specific YouTuber that gets his videos flagged and accounts deleted over his opinion about a certain group of assholes?
Me: *takes a deep breath* I made the VOB similar to that one YouTuber because I wanted to have an NPC who is a zillionare who is not afraid to say whatever he wants, whenever he wants, about any topic he wants. Just like the YouTuber. But, do you know who that YouTuber is?
Inuyasha: Ah, I know his last name is a combination of both Soto and Mayor, but I don't wanna say his first name because there's going to be some assholes verbally assaulting us if I do.
Me: Wait, do you mean Tommy Sotomayor?
Inuyasha: Yes, that guy. Although I know that he's got so many YouTube channels because a group of jackasses keeps flagging his videos and his channels down. And worst of all they do it all because think he's a cancer to this "black community".
Me: You know what? We don't have to put up the links to ALL of his channels here.
Inuyasha: If you want to find out what Tj Sotomayor's up to just go to his website at SotomayorTV.com.
*Inuyasha's cell phone rings*
Inuyasha: That's my cue to get to work. See you around Alpha!
*Inuyasha unlocks and runs out of the door.*
Me: Still energetic as ever.